Hello! I'm Vanessa and I'm from Venezuela. This blog is mostly about Royals. Enjoy!
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
You’re not trying hard enough
i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
Closely followed by “WHERE DID YOU GET IT I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!”